Recent Tweets

• 26 February 2012
  I love complaining but I cannot complain about the £6 watch I bought @asda 5 years ago. It still keeps time perfectly.
• 24 February 2012
  It would seem that my mobile phone has never been hacked. As a Z-list celebrity I feel let down. Can I complain I wonder?
• 10 February 2012
  I've heard many complaints this week about the 'arry Redknapp verdict. Why? His dog's bank account was plainly bone fido.